Sitting thousands of miles away, watching the best politicos of the Great United States of America, one can’t help but wonder if they are monkeys in a circus. Aiming to entertain by saying the most obnoxious things, and while it takes two to tango, one of the US Presidential candidates takes a lead in the comedy series ‘I blow my own Trump-et’
So here’s my tribute to the biggest entertainer this century has seen and some of his best friends in the business of ‘Funny One Liners’
And while to all Trump supporters I only have one thing to say- May God be with you, I hate to say we have a Trump hiding in some of our own !
ON BORDERS
DONALD TRUMP: “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”
MANOHAR PARRIKAR, DEFENCE MINSTER: ” Pakistan ko mirchi lagi, woh bhi Andhra ki”
ON WOMEN
DONALD TRUMP: “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
SRIPRAKASH JAISWAL, EX UNION COAL MINISTER: “Like an old victory, wives lose charm as time goes by”
ON HIMSELF
DONALD TRUMP: “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
LALU PRASAD YADAV: ” Jab tak rahega samaose main aalu, Bihar main rahega Lalu” ( Till,potato is the filling for Samosa, Lalu will remain in Bihar)
ON HIS COUNTRY
DONALD TRUMP: “One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
RAHUL GANDHI: “Poverty is just a state of mind”
ON FAMILY
DONALD TRUMP: “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
RABRI DEVI, POLITICIAN:” If sons of engineers can become engineers, then why can’t sons of politicans become politicians ?
ON THE ENVIRONMENT
DONALD TRUMP: “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
GULAM NABI AZAD, MINISTER: When there is no electricity, there is nothing to do, but to produce babies’
ON TERRORISM
DONALD TRUMP: “I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down”
RAJ THACKERAY: ” Terror attacks in Mumbai have grown due to the increase in the growth of North Indians in the city”
ON BUSINESS
DONALD TRUMP: ” I am smart for not paying Federal taxes for the last 18 years”
SALMAN KHURSHID: ” If we send industrialists to jail, we will be discouraging investment”
A CITY GIRL 