THINGS THAT WILL CONVINCE YOU THAT YOU HAVE WOKEN UP IN DELHI THIS MORNING

Now, I don’t know about you, but this happens to me many times. I wake up superbly fresh, raring to go, a song on my lips, smiling without reason armed with a ‘nothing can kill my spirit today’ attitude and then Wham! It hits me, my dream is cracking … the pink edge of my screen is fast turning to red!

So here goes, you have woken up in Delhi …

IF YOU WALK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE IN YOUR NEW SUIT AND A CAR PASSES YOU BEFORE YOU CAN DUCK INTO YOURS!

 

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IF YOU LOOK AROUND YOU AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ALIEN FILM, WHILE IN REALITY YOU ARE IN CHANDINI CHOWK, AND THESE ARE FOREIGNERS WEARING POLLUTION MASKS 

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IF YOU GET EVE-TEASED WITH ZERO SKIN SHOW 

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WHEN YOU FINALLY PASS THE POLICE CHECK POST WHICH CAUSED THE ONE HOUR TRAFFIC JAM, TO FIND NO POLICEMEN MANNING THE POST

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WHEN YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WAITING FOR THE PEDESTRIAN LIGHT TO TURN GREEN

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IF YOU GET HONKED AT INCESSANTLY FOR DRIVING IN YOUR LANE! CRAZY CRAZY YOU! 

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If you live in Delhi, have survived one or more of the above situations you qualify for the next Khatron Ke Khiladi

 

 

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